January 2011
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Success!
My new-and-improved resume has made me sound like the most pretentious person on earth.
Jan 31st
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“Right now somebody is reading Jack Kerouac and deciding to go on the road, or...”
– The Perils of Literary Profiling - NYTimes.com (via housingworksbookstore)
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
Kaitlin is the best.
Me: That fucking guy. What am I gonna do with him? Kaitlin: You could marry him! Me: …Welp…yeah.
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
waldosia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. [Brit. wallesia] a condition characterized by scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, which is your brain’s way of checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“I sometimes think about how quiet the world must have been, maybe a hundred...”
– Wayne Coyne’s notes on The Soft Bulletin (via thatgirlwiththelaserhair)
Jan 25th
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Where Do You Find the Time? →
pandasonparade: by Jessica Francis Kane Perfect.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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“You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Jan 24th
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When you're asked if you find someone attractive
holyhandgrenade-: Mom asks Friend asks 
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Dear Great American Music Hall,
I WILL stalk you until you announce the AnCo show. I know it’s happening. I know you’re being secretive, you sly minxes. I’ve had your website open in my browser for three days. Can you just get on with it, please.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Manic.
Jan 22nd
My impulse control is shot to hell.
I want to get cocaine thin and pick up some awkward tattoos and get rid of all my normal clothes and bleach my hair and move to some shitty apartment in the city with my bitches and run that shit. I guess what I’m saying is PUNKS NOT DEAD
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Oh, Battlestar Galactica.
“I don’t make suggestions, Mr. Baltar; if I wanted to toss a baby out an airlock, I’d say so.”
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Buy Banksy's identity on ebay! →
Not dubious at all. I definitely trust ebay user “jaybuysthings” not to rip me right the fuck off. Plus, bids right now are at a completely reasonable price of just under $1 million USD! Plus, free shipping! I mean, how could you say no?
Jan 18th
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Just got a facebook invite to rush a fraternity.
…How sweet.
Jan 18th
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